DUNKLES &
JAFFA CAKES
Colleen
Booze, Food, & Tunes Expert
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Stay tuned for Colleen's review of these tasty treats for your afternoon (or anytime) tea time!
Tim & Colleen
review Jaffa Cakes
Today we were presented with a box of "real" Jaffa Cakes from
the returning Ian, Patrick, and Mark (weekend at the Great
Lakes Brewery...to which I will be attending in August).  I have
not had the opportunity to sample the English delicacy.  
Actually, I had never heard of them until Ian mentioned them as
a title to our review publication. So, Colleen and I returned to
our humble abode, brewed a little tea (served with milk) and
enjoyed 2 shortbread biscuits and sampled 2 each of the
JAFFA CAKES...and...

Tim says:  I love 'em!  I would relate them to an American 'Nilla
Wafer with a thin layer of candied orange slices covered with a
thin layer of semi-sweet chocolate.  A tasty little treat, indeed!

Colleen says:  More like a "candy cake"...the chocolate
compliments the orange nicely.  The orange isn't  necessarily
"squidgy" as the box indicates, more like an orange jello.  
Smooth on the tonque, excellent with tea or any beverage for
that matter.  It is NOT a cookie or biscuit..it IS a cake!!! Biscuits
are crunchy and not light and fluffy/chewey...like cake and all
that shit!!!!!!
To me it makes my mouth say, "MORE!"

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COLLEEN'S FUTURE PROJECTS
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.

To paraphrase Ben Franklin, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,  in
water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we
drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of  Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.  Therefore, it's better to drink wine and
talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.


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